Nr.1
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
“Did he get anything.” his mates asked.
“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”
Nr.2
Папа, а как правильно пишется: херург или хирург?
- А это зависит от того, какой он врач – плохой или хороший.
Nr.3
Darba diena. Sekretārei zvana boss:
- Ilzīt, atnes man, lūdzu, papīru!
- Jums A3 vai A4?
- Ātri! Esmu tualetē!
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